Don’t Move! Snake Mama is Watching

Saturday Fiction Prompt: You wake up to find thousands of eggs around you. Then you see the monster snake mama. Don’t move!

Photo by Max Letek on Unsplash

I don’t wanna wake up… stop poking me…

I’m thinking about what I’m gonna have for breakfast, probably pancakes, with a little bit of syrup and some ground beef and tomato sauce. Maybe an egg or two.

I turn around on my back and give myself the old strecharooni — good start to a good day as usual.

Pop my peepers and take a look around — ahh, how nice, all the little eggies are still there.

Snake mama looks at me coyly… We’re only halfway through you know, you better not get out of bed!

Life as a snake poppa is great.